GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book.